Arent we all a little gay

And I have to tell you, I look at my…member? I mean seriously — like think of the most attractive man. The former One Direction star was performing the final show of his headline world tour in Inglewood, California on Saturday 14 July, when he read aloud a fan’s sign that had the words “I’m gay and I love you” written on it.

Styles has been a known advocate of the LGBTQ community for years. Let me describe this penis to you. I feel a great fondness for my penis. “I mean, we’re all a little bit gay, aren’t we?” Styles asked, eliciting an uproarious response from his audience. So there you have it, impossibly handsome Brad Pitt, taking out his man sausage and Making the O face.

I mean, truthfully, I love my penis. “I mean, we’re all a little bit gay, aren’t we?” the singer said. Times are good, you masturbate, times are sad…you get the picture. Apologies in advance to anyone I offend. This is good news. Like the way I love vaginas.

Now imagine Brad, in his…easy chair? Put it up on Youtube and all I ask is that you reference this post. But I hope that some intrepid standup comic will take my words and actually deliver it live somewhere. At. On Sunday, Harry Styles said to the crowd during a performance: “I mean, we’re all a little bit gay, aren’t we?” Harry has expressed his feelings on stage before, putting an anti-gun.

Brad in his easy chair…is that like a La-Z-Boy? My intent here is to be humorous, and that will undoubtedly mean stereotypes and narrow-mindedness may reign. Harry Styles proclaimed “we’re all a little bit gay” during a recent concert. But when I thought about delivering this to an audience, it filled me with anxiety.

As expected, the. Basically, caveat emptor. Where was I? Except for this little thing — me and my penis. Just a simple message: “I'm gay and I love you.” And that’s when Styles responded with his now famous words. You have both my blessing and my full support. This is edgy, profane, and sexual…to say this out loud to total strangers…or even worse, people I knew?

And as he flips through the TV, he sees his ex Jennifer Aniston in some lotion ad. Seriously — my favorite penis might be the post-run winter penis. Why not. Running in freezing temperatures turns it tiny. A little wider but not by much. So most mornings, I wake up with an erection.

I just realized I have no idea what an easy chair looks like. So now we come to what started this odyssey. For me, that would be Brad Pitt. Back on November 7, , I wrote the first draft of this routine. Like I mentioned before, I love my penis.